Satara on Bell Book and Candle Festival 2008
Diary of a wide travelers
of Burgl BurgerThe protagonists
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| Bene | Burgl | Neaux | Opeth |
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| Simone | Sünti | Thomson |
| For Satara Board: | |
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| Vicky | Lotte |
| The O God of hangover: |
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| Sexsimon |
Thursday, 08/14/2008
"The Arrival" I'm going throughthe irrepressible ringing of my phone gently awakened and lifted off for the time quickly.
It is my job, which tells me that it was not necessary to let me see today in the work.
I look at the Clock and notice it comes in handy to me. Vicky, the nice lady next to me in my bed place, which is also quite good.
Then finally at noon against twelve clock packed our things and we send it to us to go shopping for Billa.
The other people are indeed already broken up with their two cars in the direction of Carinthia, which is why they also have some advantage.
buy the business, we then coffee, sausage, biscuits, water and whiskey and beer and bikers and chewing gum. Then we
look at the fuel gauge, where the friendly tank says Adel us that the diesel will not last. But
wise and prudent, as I am always that I do not decide in Neulengbach, refuel but Alland, because through the additional weight of the fuel may have a significant loss of time on the steep section shall take the highway between Steinhäusel and elevated highways need.
Arrived in Alland I prove wiedermal class and style and stow the fuel properly in the designated area of my vehicle and I see it yourself in the mirror very well.
Then we continue south across the serpentine A21, then through the Helenental and finally on the A2.
When we stop the next time we have in Carinthia to go to a service station where I and my charming tour guide us getting ready again Kleaux.
After I buy me a Käsleberkäs bread, prepared by a clearly bored, ferialpraktizierenden cashier.
How do I know that she is bored? Well, my friend says, before they served us and while she cuts out paper cross, "It is sooooo boring"
I am shocked to leave the shop and must schouwen immediately suspicious because two somewhat unconventional people have driven their two cars in the parking lot back to today.
But not all. Before I can eat my bread yet ready I am approached by a stranger even if I could show her because, as its navigation system works.
Clearly, he's there with me to the right place. I explain it to him and can finally eat my bread on.
Now that I've eaten my bread and my company said I think the cashier would be keen on me and then it should capture a perceived slap in the face, we continue to Klagenfurt.
The city is then not so small as it is we made to believe by the media owners over and we lost our way.
We will include the auto mechanic operation "Wadel tires and a huge orange-brown Building without windows over, seems to be the doubt without the BZÖ headquarters (later we should learn that it's just Carinthia's largest furniture store).
When we want to ask Armin Assinger in a warehouse, gas station for directions, this already busy with another Weganfrage why we turn to a young lady.
prompt it tells us the way and made us even a scaled drawing in 2D, so we are finally to Viktring, camping on the grounds of Bell Book and Candle Festival.
"The Dance Begins
With the very accurate statement of Bene: "We are at the campsite on the left!" we finally found our companions and make our car the wall for the third dynamic Wade castle.
We are very warmly welcomed and even Anatol, with his sexy swimsuit and Clemens of the ejaculate ... uh ... Joculatores, including Claudia seem to be happy about our arrival.
A snapshot of the calf castle with a minimum crew
After we dressed then something nice and a few sips from the whiskey and beer bottles have taken, we creep forward to the festival Area and put us to the warehouse fire in order to pursue our music actively.
addition to its own version of Carinthia bathing song play, we also "Come on, raises the tankard," but with the well-known melody of the song "Lady in Black" by Uriah Heep.
We pay particular attention here to Clemens, who with his hurdy-gurdy for the necessary flair.
After the performance we all go at different times in the calf castle there to observe the night's rest and conscientiously.
Sünti has been assigned the honorable task, with the bludgeon of Speyer bagpipes the photographers down
Friday, 15/08/2008
"The first morning"We meet at the camp site and go have breakfast with Claudia and Anatol.
The festival site
Clemens must in the morning, unfortunately, gone again, because he is needed at another event where he do with the hurdy-gurdy is not always rock 'n' roll music and urgent needs.
While we have so sit together ringing, my phone and I hear at the other end of the line Sexsimons fiepende voice: "Yes, hello Burgl I am now in Klagenfurt at the station!"
I know in this situation, unfortunately, no advice, because I am paralyzed by the idea that the poor Sexsimon alone stands out there on any station.
But fortunately, Claudia was at hand and organized flux someone to pick up the little rascals from the station.
When he finally comes in the witches room where we ate our breakfast already and immediately go away, it remains a bit and then come to us later in the calf castle.
In the calf castle, I realize that it's too hot to walk around in leather pants and calf skirt, so I buy myself a nice black skirt and green therefore I am against the scorching heat prepared.
"The Kaas-in-LARP-game"
Then we go with our instruments back to the festival site and are committed to a new one to the campfire where we play again (to quote Arnulf S.: "And play it Satara again! ")
According to our creative nature, we take the afternoon part in a live role-playing.
on all this are people camping in funny robes and false hair, false boobs and piercings distributed, each forming a station.
Anatol even himself plays a witch in all its glory, by a beauty potion to be pretty.
This does not mean that Anatole was not sexy, but it's enough for ne pretty woman purely visual rather then not.
Anatol has cast for the role-play in bowl
Our station was also well covered.
We secretly sneak into a tent of Camp Erin (supposedly has something to do with the level agreed, but you know eh ..).
where we pull all of us as possible Robes and Maspe and hair, which we have wiedermal looted from somewhere, but do not ask me who it was from us or from where they are.
Then we sit down and sound for the timid player with a modern song by Falco, but played on medieval instruments.
guess is not always guess, but it is accessible.
The first three groups received the same success after presenting the bill.
And although most of Opeth personally, staggers into the clumsy manner Roll Dance to the people and strange panting and grunting.
Then he takes off his hat, where a vermeindlich magical item in it and him to the players before He hops back.
One should perhaps also to say that the deception Opeth is black with Maspe Quasteln at the mouth of what the whole nor the certain Kuriositätsfaktor can be given.
presented in this outfit Opeth the winners of alleged their profits
After the game freaken people from us, and partly, of course, whether the absence of the captain, no longer calm.
But at least we took photos of it.
Sünti chasing the avenger with the Cape
In real life are Sünti, Neaux and Opeth full-time superhero
Then we pass the time until dinner with a little whiskey, beer and mutual meanness.
"A History of Wet '
Towards the witches room, where we get our dinner, we take in the most terrible rain, you should have seen RPG stations ever since the invention of the covered live.
We hurry and come but even faster to our meal, which indeed is another advantage.
One of parking spaces during the prolonged downpour
There are also Lotte and Simsi who participated in the role play as a player and tell us that actually have lost all groups. Just a not: the evil.
is then eaten, no one says anything ... hm ... that no one believes me anyway ... It is during the meal, loudly cursing around and insults and vulgarities are directed against one another and the service personnel. According
neck are held smaller divisions and taunts find no end. Then, when the rash Opeth also set "Oiso Essn is iagendwie the leiwand accompaniment to beer," says Sünti rotates through special and fsagt Opeth, being a "culinary Oaschloch" was.
All in all it was a pleasant dinner.
After dinner we get our instruments quickly out of the calf castle (where we see that Simone's tent is already under a lot of water) for the disgruntled visitors to keep them happy, as the rain continues. Then off we go
. We will play under the Plan to eat quite as fervent and strong and the mood is lifted.
Some even dance with firepois, fire or other dangerous goods, in the rain.
Then we spread ourselves between the audience and become involved in discussions with unfortunate accidents.
Neaux drinks a whiskey bottle from the two that have brought us and feels best of all of us.
Neaux with his whiskey bottle
Vicky and I share with a few others from our warehouse eight years of delicious mead that tastes are extraordinary. Jamjamjam
Neaux and I put up wonderful people supporting us on their Water pipe can be drawn.
After Thomson can be separated with great difficulty by a Megagroupie he play Sexsimon, Opeth, and Vicky Sünti the great game: "Let the hoochie coochie Time begin"
This is as a drummer play that is in 5 / 4 time and knocked the poor musicians (especially Sexsimon) have to drink it whenever they do something wrong, which was quite often the case.
Sünti explains the rules of drumming
Finally Neaux is already in the castle and Wade can take back the whiskey on his way.
All others, except for Bene, Thomson and me are already in the pet bed and do what I know what.
James, the chief organizer and I still get an ass full quickly distribute wine and beer from the crew area and to the participants and ourselves
James, the Chief Organizer
But Thomson and I still play on and with guitar and voice.
In the meantime, the Megagroupie range makes the plane and the buzz they listen to both of Thomson's guitar and our voices.
Then, very late, I shake back to the car where my sweet Vickymieze is woken up and we fall asleep again.
Saturday, Day 2
"World Children's Day"I crawl with 40% male, 40% and 20% normal flu out of my car.
quick little water to quench your thirst and a cigarette against the headache.
Then Goes Again: march to breakfast. Take breakfast, all very quickly (for the physical and mental content).
The rolls are better than the first day, but there are only a cup of coffee per Saufkopf.
After the usual brawls and bawdy jokes, and we're going to Lagerfoier (which is French and is "Fojeh" pronounced, but not with the "Lagerfojeh" - confused - the entrance to a calf castle) and you want there, actually get rid of our cat to drink further. Some people including myself, it even combine.
But you only treat anything. So think some children who come in crowds running to us and we rush to the campsite.
are very badly affected and Sünti level.
me suddenly a little uuur sweet blond girl on his arm set, which behaves completely quiet and I do not heckled (hm, if the word in the dictionary as well?).
Miss
When then plane with a red face and totally ran out of breath in me comes along, because he felt fifty children will be hunted down, he stops, looks extremely reproachful and angry and says: " Sure, we get back the children who are rushing around and inflict pain. And you? You kreig a dear, sweet little girl put on her arm, which is good for. This is so typical again! "
Then he runs faster forward again to escape the children, The short legs are moved up with their already dangerously close.
All in all, we were a good child care, although not really the planned impact area.
Then we give all the children back again and go into the castle Wade. The
Vickyschätzchen and I take Sexsimon (I just read from jez Simsi which is better). So the
Vick, the Simsi and I go to the Spar to buy drugs and juice.
But we buy it but no drugs, because Vicky eh what Mithat. In addition, there are no medications at savings.
We come back to the castle Wade, I take a drug and we are committed.
Vicky Lotte and go, due to circumstances, but buy the same again.
to make the ideal time for nonsense. Now that the representatives of the supervisory board are gone and the captain certainly is not there.
We take all the beer and start again to annoy us (especially Bene, HA!).
Due to unforeseen of fate we get it, that Opeth really have a circus should. This would then
circus circus Opetti and Quote Burgl as :"... everything gschissen and scabby is "supposed to be represented. (This quote me escapes during an approximately 3-minute spasm of laughter.)
is where it then instead of candy floss sauerkraut on a stick, the animals have all totally matted hair and are thin for instead is popcorn is spaghetti, and pizza Opetti (ie spaghetti, rice and potatoes), before the ring (but the word in the dictionary, there are certainly not) depends on a canvas, where the program is shown and another's Circus, Opeth is the only employee.
As director, he performs with the cylinder and mask the role of yesterday's game and has only his scabby apron on, nothing else, he is a clown with drippings and cracklings made up and the greasy and stringy hair hanging down and the clown's mouth and down.
If he stands at the entrance and welcomes the people he has so stuck on one for crooked mustache, has bags under the eyes and says in a bored and flegmatischer voice. "Come on Come on, the circus Opetti is back in town, ladies and gentlemen, step right up !
So, or actually even more extensive, we have imagined. It was really funny.
After Vicky and Lotte will come back to buy from the official meet & greet instead of Satara. Apparently the children are the only know of it, but we're not Sun
We bring the children with flute playing, talk with them and they make up with our unique Satara makeup.
Some were really sweet. Especially Simsi who has somehow smuggled the children to sleep with Sünti but may in the car.
The small, blonde girl was the most popular Child because it has not bitten. It also looks like the Neaux.
We play a couple times on the festival grounds and go back in between the calf castle, where many children are always around us.
Just before dinner will also finally "because Cain Breth", our fellow musicians from Prague to.
We welcome them not: but go dinner.
arrived at the table we order our treats from the finest.
I order the Bernese sausages and when the waitress comes to our table and shouts: "Once Berner!" and I with a sharp voice, in the approximate pitch of a C'''"YES!" fiep is the other people do not return for approximately 5 hours of boring (you have to say that my name Bärner last name and not burgers, as I always pretend) because they find it so funny, but I also have my fun anyway.
Sünti course it can not be wiedermal and ordered a second main course. In protest, he and I eat Neaux one-third of them away.
"Da, Da, the witch is dead!"
We see ourselves as to the presence of Cain Breth, which is excellent. Very passionate and professional would like to say.
Of course, when the children all the time ourselves.
Cain as Breth on stage
Sünti affects the little blonde girl negative.
We play thereafter, but not as planned, increased, but unplugged, because the engineer Jürgen drunk too.
course that was a lie. It is in spirit by the better when we play directly from the people at the campfire.
And we play, what the make-up holds.
Unfortunately, the paint will last longer than my grippige voice and so we have to stop quite early. But
Vasek, because of Cain Breth, gives us again the honor and accompanied us, "Eldborg" on the violin.
Then Restarts all off because the full moon is a lunar eclipse and there is a very impressive jam session that leaves no one untouched. Be it on some negative way.
During the presence of the session and of course the children are with us. Many sleep on our arms and be a later carried by their producers to bed.
Vicky and I buy from a dealer a very good Weichselmet we drink up quickly.
It is a very quiet mood, but by the music and all around it is still a certain tension in the air. I personally value of this voltage is positive, as most of them.
A tent at the site where you could buy avenger Zeuch
After the session I'll get another salve for sore throat, from the mother, one of the children, which is very fast.
Sünti, Bene, Neaux and Opeth since found a job. And although they jump, standing in a circle with the poor and tottering, around Claudia-Cinis and scream the song: "Here, since the hex is dead"
Claudia finds it seems good, just like the four bundles of energy.
Sonnatg, Day 4
"The last morning as a leather pants tastes" Now I wake up with 80% and 50% male on flu (30% overlap).
I throw back on a drug and thank the developers for the conscientious research, with an imaginary Qibla USA.
Vicky Wade cleans the castle and bring me tea. The other brings them .... galangal? ... Hm ... there can not be right what. I can decipher the notes and no longer ... oh well. Vicky brought us all galangal and we ate it with relish.
Neaux monitored (as we learned later) with a pimple on the face. Now you can hear him scream: "crap, I piss", then it makes itself from the inside of the tent, and stormed towards 3D bushes.
It is believed that Neaux, during his morning greeting has just had this Gesichtsausrdruck
In Contrast, is totally Simeauxne smart and pretty (so pretty she was, I never think that is jez I'm serious) from the tent and joined in the circle of chairs.
little later then the expected impact following his face, as a plane with circles around the eyes, which he drags behind him, limping out of the tent.
Well whatever. One of three I think to myself there and make me a beer, which remain the only must, because I am going.
keep Obviously I not right. At the same moment Thomson is pale and stooped from his tent and looks like a Ewok.
But not sweet, but simply rest in bold.
One out of four
. Even for me a bad cut.
Niveauxvoll similar Neauxs good morning, say it is then too.
For some reason the talks to drift into the levels of fecal humor.
plan Vicky and a few other contests on the site to also quick WorkschopSSSS. Namely a, titled: "Wiesd as de ned in Hoa craps".
guest speakers to this Damonica (singer of Cain because Breth with hair going, just like their legs to the floor) and his Sünti (who just long hair and is good for almost nothing).
Thomson said then: "Yes, I can already imagine me. Then the Sünti calls a voluntary out of the audience, who is to assist in an illustrative example and in the audience only have people with baldness.
This is again something where I am right long been a laughing fit. Slowly, I believe, however, this has to do with the drug.
the rest of the morning is spent Jausner and supervise the children who are of course again in the calf castle.
order entitled "SaTArATLICHER nannies" to even meet, Thomson is a small chess seminar.
somehow seemed but a child not to say so and so it starts to Thomson, who then fled to his tent.
Then you can hear it already out of the tent a fictitious phone call to the police to make ". Hi I'm here at the camp .... I will pursue it .... my occur even the door."
After the child elaborate on this, really good and not fall for deceptive real call, Thomson comes out, can be a bit badger (I purposely did not even look in the dictionary for. Is I do not care!) and continues with the seminar.
"There and Back Again" or only
Back
Sünti and Opeth are already gone in the morning, but Opeth has kindly provided us his bass amp since left, so we can take it. Opeth Thanks, thanks.
We pack well done and continue towards Lower Austria.
in Klagenfurt, we remain available at the Burger King fast and eat a lot.
Then we remain in Carinthia are on a rest stop and drink coffee. Then we go
long time without a break on.
Somewhere in the beautiful Styria is a highway construction site about five miles where you can drive only 80km / h.
the beginning was so funny sign attached, where a transparent Smiley gran can be seen. After 4 km, it was cheerful and 8km after it was over the moon. Like me.
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Finally, we come in Wiener Neustadt, with Vicky at home, and be pretty welcomed effusively by Vicky's dogs.
Actually, we wanted to take the small, sweet, blonde girl, but the dogs are still enough for the time being anyway.
This diary, I would like specifically to the Captain, without which it would have been impossible to write this diary, because presumably only write the Captain, but unfortunately could not ride.
I hope for a reward, because I have all tells on.
Scheen Gruaß
Burgl
